(via femmefatale19)
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(via forever-and-alwayss)
Come on I know y’all got at least a middle school education? GED or something.
(via latincocain-e)
(via just-the-way-you-arent)







